belez

.....If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

.....If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

.....If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

.....If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

.....So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

bazkitcase5

haha, thats pretty good

Plan9

Amen.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

RetroGunslinger

Boy, don't I know it.

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gamefreak1398

heh... what if you give her a car? =P

jk jk

belez

i don't know.. never did

KarrB

Wonderful! If you give her a new car, she'll drive you wild!

LoganSnake

....with rapidly increasing insurance costs?

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