Tully Mars

A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the secretary, ' I would like to join this damn church.' The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you What did you say?' 'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!' 'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.' The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?' 'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.' 'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'

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dlish

godamn!!!

i love it!!!!

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begavet

Wow awesome! Sure put a smile on my face.

Cervantes

There is a Swedish sketch with the same theme, though it's a bank and not a church. The people who made the sketch is Stefan och Krister who do "bond humor" (redneck humour). Though the church setting gives a bit more potent zing to the final line.

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Xerxys

I must forward!!!

Grasshopper Green

HAHA that's awesome!

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