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10-06-2008, 10:03 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Legs
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
Man: ' May I buy you a cocktail?' Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.' Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?' Maxine: 'No, they spread.'
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10-27-2008, 03:33 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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hey, ain't we all wish we'd been there?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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10-27-2008, 03:38 PM
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Location: Louisville, KY
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LOL. I'll have to remember that the next time someone offers me red wine...it tends to make me a little amorous.
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10-28-2008, 12:57 PM
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Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
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Quote:
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10-28-2008, 05:58 PM
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Please touch this.
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Location: Manhattan
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"In that case, I insist."
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