skizziks

Might be a repost, sorry if it is...

couple was celebrating thier 45th anniversary, both were 65 years old. guy took his wife out to dinner, and during dessert, he gave her an old alladin style lamp, she liked them.

she jokingly rubbed it, and a genie popped out and granted each person a wish.

the lady smiled and said, ¨ oh, we always wanted to take a round the world cruise¨

the genie said ¨done, you have two tickets to an all expense paid cruise around the world.¨

guy looks at his wife and says ¨honey, i love you, but i´m sorry. I would like to take this with a woman 30 years younger than me.¨

the genie looked at the wife, who was mortified, and said ¨sorry, a wish is a wish¨

and poof, the guy was 95 years old.

paparora

so did they ever go on that cruise?

dlish

i had to read that last line twice. the 'poof' bit got me. had to do a double take

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