NoSoup

Three high ranking officers were sitting around a table at a base, bragging about how brave their men were.

The first, a captain in the Air force, decided to show the other officers how brave his men were.
"Private!" He yelled, "Go catch that F16 as it lands!"
The fellow replied "Sir Yes Sir!" and as he was trying to complete his task, was killed by the impact of the jet.

The Naval Officer, not to be outdone, called one of his men over to catch an anchor that was dropping from a battleship. This poor man was crushed to death under the giant anchor.

"That, my friends, is courage..." The Naval Officer explains.

The Army Officer bellows for one of his men to come to the table immediately. A recruit of his arrives, and the Officer orders him to stop a tank with his bare hands.
The recruit looks at him in disbelief, and then retorts
"Sir, Fuck you Sir!"
The Army Officer, smiling broadly, turns back to his friends and says...
"Now that, gentlemen, takes balls"

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clifclav

very good one. thanks

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Yup, that sounds about right!

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TerresqueÜ

Seems like they aer making some good soldiers.

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sbscout

very good!

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Slims

hehe

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hawkeye

not bad at all (tho I think you meant the USMC with that last bit...)

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Hehehe... good one!

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oblar

very good joke I love how even when telling the superior to fuck themselves, he still does it with respect

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egorey

that is great... thanks.

begins and ends with 'Sir', but still takes balls.

urizenxvii

seconded... semper fi

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shred_head

That would take balls. Wonder if he'd still have the shit beaten out of him for saying that........hmmm.

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Stiltzkin

Good joke! I was kind of expecting it, but I was rather glad when it ended the way I anticipated! (that kind of tells you something about me, doesn't it?)

Isn't it "semper fidelis"? Why do things always have to be simplified and mispronounced simply to make them easier to remember? No disrepect intended. I just don't like to see words butchered, that's all.

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whew

I'll have to try that with my boss.

striderkevin

Haha, like that one

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antihero3zx

lol.. good one

Gnzo

nice one!

twisted_elmo

Great one...I'll pass that one along

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oldtimer

About sums it up.

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SirLance

I'll be tellin' that one tomorrow!

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Same Guy

eheheheh pretty good

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baboora

hahaha...good one

xepherys

that just about sums it up

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Daniel_

See once again the Americans are taking the credit for British military matters - it's a joke about the SAS...

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