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NoSoup

06-29-2003 08:33 PM

That takes balls...

Three high ranking officers were sitting around a table at a base, bragging about how brave their men were.

The first, a captain in the Air force, decided to show the other officers how brave his men were.
"Private!" He yelled, "Go catch that F16 as it lands!"
The fellow replied "Sir Yes Sir!" and as he was trying to complete his task, was killed by the impact of the jet.

The Naval Officer, not to be outdone, called one of his men over to catch an anchor that was dropping from a battleship. This poor man was crushed to death under the giant anchor.

"That, my friends, is courage..." The Naval Officer explains.

The Army Officer bellows for one of his men to come to the table immediately. A recruit of his arrives, and the Officer orders him to stop a tank with his bare hands.
The recruit looks at him in disbelief, and then retorts
"Sir, Fuck you Sir!"
The Army Officer, smiling broadly, turns back to his friends and says...
"Now that, gentlemen, takes balls"

clifclav

06-30-2003 06:41 AM

very good one. thanks

DEI37

06-30-2003 07:17 AM

Yup, that sounds about right!

TerresqueÜ

06-30-2003 08:13 AM

Seems like they aer making some good soldiers.

sbscout

07-01-2003 08:40 PM

very good!

Slims

07-03-2003 01:43 AM

hehe

hawkeye

07-28-2003 08:56 PM

not bad at all (tho I think you meant the USMC with that last bit...)

Regziever

07-28-2003 11:05 PM

Hehehe... good one!

oblar

07-29-2003 01:02 AM

very good joke :) I love how even when telling the superior to fuck themselves, he still does it with respect :)

egorey

07-31-2003 06:32 AM

that is great... thanks.

begins and ends with 'Sir', but still takes balls.

urizenxvii

07-31-2003 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hawkeye
not bad at all (tho I think you meant the USMC with that last bit...)

seconded... semper fi

shred_head

07-31-2003 10:04 AM

That would take balls. Wonder if he'd still have the shit beaten out of him for saying that........hmmm.

Stiltzkin

08-01-2003 12:07 AM

Good joke! I was kind of expecting it, but I was rather glad when it ended the way I anticipated! (that kind of tells you something about me, doesn't it?)

Quote:

Originally posted by urizenxvii
seconded... semper fi

Isn't it "semper fidelis"? Why do things always have to be simplified and mispronounced simply to make them easier to remember? No disrepect intended. I just don't like to see words butchered, that's all.

whew	08-01-2003 07:51 PM

I'll have to try that with my boss.

striderkevin

08-05-2003 01:38 AM

Haha, like that one

antihero3zx

08-05-2003 07:47 AM

lol.. good one

Gnzo	08-05-2003 09:28 AM

nice one!

twisted_elmo

08-06-2003 05:14 AM

Great one...I'll pass that one along
:)

oldtimer

08-06-2003 11:03 AM

:lol: About sums it up.

SirLance

08-06-2003 05:11 PM

I'll be tellin' that one tomorrow!

Same Guy

08-06-2003 05:24 PM

eheheheh pretty good

baboora

08-06-2003 06:32 PM

hahaha...good one

xepherys

10-23-2007 11:43 AM

that just about sums it up

Daniel_

10-23-2007 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawkeye

not bad at all (tho I think you meant the USMC with that last bit...)

See once again the Americans are taking the credit for British military matters - it's a joke about the SAS... :thumbsup:

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