Tully Mars

I think this one was a video floating 'round the tubes on the interents...



A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says,

"Sweetie, can you give me a blowjob?"
"What? Are you crazy!?"
He says "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor, anyone..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up honey..."
She insistently says "I've already said NO. Someone will see us."
At this point he pleas one last time, "My love... Please don't be like that..."

At that moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says,
"Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the damn intercom button!"

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uncle phil

i remember that...funny as hell...

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Deltona Couple

It was one of the old "mastercard" commercials. rememer the one that ends "....priceless, for everything else, there's Mastercard"

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Tully Mars

Thanks for finding that. Knew it was out there somewhere.

Priceless indeed.

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RetroGunslinger

It's right, that is priceless. Very touching and complex commercial right there.

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BogeyDope

That's a classic. I love that video lol.

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