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Brewmaniac · 10-12-2008, 08:32 AM

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be

worth $49.00.

With , GM you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With Leamen, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have

$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you

would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Cervantes · 10-12-2008, 11:53 AM

Hear hear, best economic advice I've seen all day.

Bear Cub · 10-12-2008, 12:08 PM

Funny, though I don't know where they get $214. $.05 deposit on those cans, $50 ROI.

10-12-2008, 08:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	In these rough economic times, A little comedy helps!! If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With , GM you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With Leamen, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-12-2008, 11:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	Hear hear, best economic advice I've seen all day. __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

10-12-2008, 12:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Funny, though I don't know where they get $214. $.05 deposit on those cans, $50 ROI. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.