Mirror, Mirror
 

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, "I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but
how can I be sure?"

Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder."

Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told
me that I am the strongest man in the world."

Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous of them all."

But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, sexy face and said...

"Who the fuck is uncle phil?"

I just spit mountain dew all over my monitor

you owe me bigtime

:lol: usosilly

Pssssst ... love the new avatar!

Should have seen that one coming... NICE!!

Thanks for the good one uncle phil.

i got the biggest grin on my face right now :p

Hehehe. Yeah. That's a fun one.

Made me smile! Thanks Uncle Phil -

Filed the serial number off and sold it on already!

Thanks Philipe!