Tully Mars

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair, and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I gave you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your Bill’s season tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays for the monthly cart fees!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cabby and said, "What would you do?"

The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold."

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Starkizzer

Ménage à trois anyone?

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Tully Mars

Unless you're just going to tip the cabby and cut him out of the action I think you'd be looking at a foursome. Of course if you go that route he's just going to end up wanting to borrow the cabin cruiser too.

So yeah you're probably right... three some it is.

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jewels

Good one!

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LoganSnake

Divorce her, take the house on the lake, the car, and the cabin cruiser plus half whatever he gave her.

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Sion

Yup. That's what a woman would do.

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

uncle phil

go, bills...

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