uncle phil

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen July 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also August 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, 17th, 23rd, three times last Saturday and very likely again next weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

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Poppinjay

I will be watching for this scam and attend as often as possible. And I will buy many wallets.

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Brewmaniac

An oldie but very funny still!

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lotsofmagnets

good laugh

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Ilow

funny stuff.

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troit

What location of Home Depot do I have to drive to?!?!

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dlish

troit, read brewmaniacs signature

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Cervantes

On behalf of the male population of Sweden, plz export Home Depot to us. Kthnx bai...

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