Broadening Your Sexual Horizons
 

A guy is fucking his girlfriend and asks her if she can cum in her ear. She replies, "Hell no, asshole, I'll go deaf!"

He looks at her with a straight face and says, "No you wont. I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up!"



The funeral is on tuesday.

Grrr.....double punch line.....

Good otherwise.

the couple seem to be quite good at communication

Only because her momma never taught her not to talk with her mouth full.