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Old 08-06-2008, 04:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Knows everything !

Little Dave is in school. He's about nine. one day, his best buddy Tom says to him, "Hey Dave, guess what! I made 10 dollars! want to know how?" Of course Dave wants to know how.

"Well, I just went up to my mother, looked at her and said, "I know everything! " and she gave me the money!"

That afternoon, Dave goes home, and says to his mom, 'I know everything!' His mother looks at him for a minute, gives him ten dollars, pats him on the head, and says, 'Don't tell anyone.' Dave's stoked. He runs over to his dad in the garage: "I know everything!" His father looks at him, gives him $20 and tells him the same thing- "Don't tell anybody".

The kid is overjoyed that it worked so well. He runs outside, sees the postman, and says to him, "I know everything!"

The postman gives him the a big smile and says, 'Well, come give your daddy a big hug!'
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
That's what she said
 
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Haha, that's rather clever!
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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funny one.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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puahaha this is great
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that got a chuckle
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