Microsoft Programmer

[Prophecy]

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."

"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."

"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

[CSflim]

[cchris]

Ha ha

[piotrek]

hahaha

[drag0nmanes]

Mwa ha ha. So funny, and so true.

[NoSoup]

I believe there is a similar joke that goes something like this...

A woman had been married 3 times, and while talking to her friend, she explained that she was still a virgin.

Her friend, shocked, demanded how that was possible.

The woman explained...

"Well, my first husband was a psychiatrist, so all he wanted to do was talk about it..."
"My second husband was a gynacologist, so all he wanted to do was look at it,"
"And my third husband was a stamp collector, so all he wanted to do was.... God, I miss him...."

[sooz]

Originally posted by Prophecy

"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

I like it hehe