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NoSoup 06-27-2003 05:33 PM

The Magic Lamp
 
A man sat down at a bar, and noticed that the man next to him had a paper sack next to him on the ground that occasionally would move. He asked the fellow what the bag contained. They guy told him not to worry about it, and they continued drinking. A few cocktails later, the man inquired about the contents again. The guy with the sack set down his beer, opened the sack and pulled out a miniature piano and a little man about a foot tall. The little man sat down at the piano and began to play a beautiful song.

"That's amazing!" the man exclaimed, "Where did you get it?"

"Well, I found this old lamp in my attic, and when I rubbed it, a magic genie appeard and said that he would grant me anything that I wanted."

"Bull," his friend replied...

To prove that he wasn't lying, the man reached into his coat and produced a small silver lamp. He handed it over, and the fellow rubbed it. Poof - a magic genie appeard and said that he would grant him one wish.

The man, in awe, replied " I wish for a million bucks!"

Suddenly, there were a million ducks everywhere in the bar.

The man dropped the lamp and said angrily "Hey, I asked for bucks, not ducks!"

The man with the sack dejectedly looked over and replied,
"Yeah, I think the genie is hard of hearing... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?

Flesh 06-27-2003 08:22 PM

haahaha

sooz 06-28-2003 11:26 PM

hahahah that's great never heard it

acostello 06-29-2003 12:54 AM

Very funny

TerresqueÜ 06-29-2003 06:45 AM

Good one.

Gortexfogg 06-29-2003 07:49 AM

Funny stuff

oblar 06-29-2003 08:44 AM

i have heard that one before, but it gave him a million bucks... (deer, that is)

microdot 06-29-2003 11:08 AM

well, that kind of ruins the 'hard or hearing' aspect, oblar. just means he has bad interpretation.


anyway, thats one of my favorite jokes to tell people.

Brewmaniac 06-29-2003 01:28 PM

An old classic! Thanks

zfleebin 06-30-2003 01:46 AM

oldie but goodie. thanks

hawkeye 07-28-2003 08:47 PM

funny, thanks.

Regziever 07-28-2003 11:10 PM

Lol!! Good one!

egorey 07-31-2003 06:36 AM

Hehehe.. that is great... will have to try to remember it.

thanks.

RemyLebeau97 08-20-2003 09:36 PM

Haha, good one, thats great


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