uncle phil

A blonde and a brunette were standing in an elevator. A man with dandruff walked in. The brunette said, "Somebody needs to give him some Head & Shoulders."

The blonde asked, "How do you give shoulders?"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

Cute. Hadn't heard that one yet.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

speshul-k

Short and sweet and always good for a giggle!

blahblah454

I wouldn't mind being stuck in the elevator for about 5 min with that blonde!

SSJTWIZTA

«««needs some shoulders.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller