uncle phil

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.

My wife asked,' Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'

And then the fight started.....

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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

dlish

haha!

is this a real story? or is this just a joke?

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gamefreak1398

lol husband's gotta learn to take a joke =P

unless they were already pissed at each other for some reason o_O

Xerxys

Haha ... that was excellent.