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Old 07-17-2008, 04:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Groaner at the Pearly Gates

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth both die and go up to heaven. They’re standing outside the pearly gates when St. Peter comes down. Dolly is very excited to see him, happy and bubbly, and the queen is just quiet and demure like she always is.

“Ladies,” he says, “We have a problem. We can only let one of you in, and we’re going to have to decide who. You both get to state your case and what you’d do to make Heaven a better place.”

“Well, I’ve got these big boobs,” Dolly says. “I figure I’ll walk around topless, and God can look at them and enjoy them. He created them, after all, I figure he’ll enjoy them.”

“Hmm, interesting,” St. Peter says. “Queen?”

The Queen doesn’t say anything. Noticing a bathroom off to the side, she wanders over, silent and demure, and gives the toilet a single flush. That done, she walks back over to St. Peter.

“Okay, Queen, you’re in.”

“Hey, wait a minute,” Dolly interjects. “Why don’t I get in? I’m going to walk around topless and all she did was flush the toilet!”

“Dolly,” St. Peter says, “A royal flush beats a pair, even in heaven.”
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Heh, didn't see that coming. A groaner, but a good one!
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure that Dolly's boobs are bolt-ons, right? So God didn't create them, some plastic surgeon did.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I seem to remember her making remarks about paying good money for them, so she has to show them off.
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Old 07-17-2008, 08:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hehehe. Royal flush! hehe
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Good one
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