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07-12-2008, 07:47 AM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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What's In A Name?
A marketing consultant is out for a walk in the city and notices a sorry looking appliance repair shop with a sign that says "Proprietor: A. Swindler"
Shaking his head he walks in and asks the owner to consider changing the sign to show his full first name. Mr. Swindler sighs and says: "That would be worse. My first name is Adam."
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07-12-2008, 08:17 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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I don't get it.
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07-12-2008, 09:14 AM
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Junkie
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It's even funnier because my old bass-player's last name was Swindle. Her first name started with "S" too. Because of the alliteration and the funny last name people started calling her Betty Bamboozle. Oh, and her father was an audio gear salesman. Would you by a P.A. from a salesman named Swindle? |
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