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06-25-2003, 11:06 PM
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The Newly Weds (Just Jokes)
On a cool sunny day, a newly wed couple were taking a carraige ride down a beautiful country road, hand in hand, the couple were enjoying the scenery along with the peace and tranquility of this enviornment.
Out of the blue, the carraige horse starts bucking and running pulling the carraige at a speed that was totally unsafe for the newly weds, the woman was terrified and crying for her husband to do something. The husband pulling on the reigns and screaming whoooaaaa, whooooaaaa to the irritated horse, finally got the horse to stop. When he finally did stop, the husband got off the carraige and walked to the front where the horse was, looked the horse in the eye and said to the horse, "That's 1"l. So, off the couple went on their ride again, everything was calm and cool, the wind was blowing the you brides hair and the sun was gleaming in the west. The couple came upon a beautiful lake and began travelling the trail around it. Such beauty they had never seen before. Apparently, neither had the horse, again, he bucked and jumped and took off like a bat out of hell, throwing the carraige from side to side and you better believe it, the bride was screaming for her husband to do something. Again, he pulled as hard as he could on the reigns and screamed whooooaaaa, whoooooaaaaa, until the horse finally calmed and came to a stop..... The husband got off the carraige again and approached the horse again. This time he grabbed the staps that held the bit in place and looked the horse in the eyes and said "That's 2". Off the newly weds went into the sunset and all was well again. They entered a well lit town where they were looking for a place to eat when the horse bucked and took off again. Flying through the streets of this town, the woman screaming for help, the husband screaming whooooaaaaa, whoooaaaaa, till the horse stopped...... The husband got off the carraige, walked to the front where the horse was and said, "That's 3" and shot the horse in the head.... The horse dropped like a sack of potatoes, the bride began screaming at her husband, what have you done, you just killed the horse, you are insane and all sorts of hysterical garbage. The husband walked up to the carriage looked at his bride and said "That's 1".......... Don't know where it came from, but thought it was funny as hell.... Hope you enjoyed.... Peace |
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