Lesbian Pregnancy Scare - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Plan9 · 07-15-2007, 05:37 PM

I've been laughing about this for the last 45 minutes and I'm not even drunk.

A: "God, I had such a scare today!"

Crompsin: "Huh... pregnancy scare?"

A: "Uh... no, I'm a lesbian."

...

God, I'm about as smooth as the main character from that '80s TV show Sledge Hammer.

Infinite_Loser · 07-15-2007, 08:53 PM

I don't get it.

Willravel · 07-15-2007, 09:16 PM

flat5 · 07-16-2007, 07:28 AM

Over my head.

liquidlight · 07-16-2007, 07:48 AM

I'm not sure which is funnier, the situation or the people that don't get it! hehehe

Daniel_ · 07-16-2007, 10:25 AM

The deal is - that he thought he was talking to heterosexual woman, but she was gay.

Unless there's something really deep here that I've not noticed?

Plan9 · 07-16-2007, 12:04 PM

(hangs head)

God, when third parties have to explain jokes to other third parties...

I HAVE FAILED!

fresnelly · 07-16-2007, 12:22 PM

Kind of like:

M: So... When are you due?

W: I'm not pregnant.

Or

M: Hey Baby. Is this creepy old Asshole bothering you?

W: I'd like you to meet my father.

Jetée · 07-16-2007, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly

Kind of like:

M: So... When are you due?

W: I'm not pregnant.

Or

M: Hey Baby. Is this creepy old Asshole bothering you?

W: I'd like you to meet my father.

Very nice exemplary models!

BBtB · 07-18-2007, 11:50 AM

Well I laughed out loud to the example jokes. The conversation in general is also pretty good. I mean I get the main joke I suppose, I mean I get the point but it seems as if there is some back story missing. Is this from a show?

07-15-2007, 05:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Lesbian Pregnancy Scare I've been laughing about this for the last 45 minutes and I'm not even drunk. A: "God, I had such a scare today!" Crompsin: "Huh... pregnancy scare?" A: "Uh... no, I'm a lesbian." ... God, I'm about as smooth as the main character from that '80s TV show Sledge Hammer. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-15-2007, 08:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	I don't get it. __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.

07-16-2007, 07:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	I'm not sure which is funnier, the situation or the people that don't get it! hehehe __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

07-16-2007, 10:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	The deal is - that he thought he was talking to heterosexual woman, but she was gay. Unless there's something really deep here that I've not noticed? __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

07-16-2007, 12:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	(hangs head) God, when third parties have to explain jokes to other third parties... I HAVE FAILED! __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-15-2007, 09:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.

07-16-2007, 07:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	Over my head.

07-16-2007, 12:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Kind of like: M: So... When are you due? W: I'm not pregnant. Or M: Hey Baby. Is this creepy old Asshole bothering you? W: I'd like you to meet my father. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

07-18-2007, 11:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Well I laughed out loud to the example jokes. The conversation in general is also pretty good. I mean I get the main joke I suppose, I mean I get the point but it seems as if there is some back story missing. Is this from a show? __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"