Note found on fridge. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

scope · 06-25-2003, 02:30 PM

A reminder to clean up well:

Lol. Why do I find this funny?

Flesh · 06-25-2003, 03:07 PM

hahaha that's terrible

Peetster · 06-25-2003, 03:08 PM

What? No "Love, Mom"?

DEI37 · 06-25-2003, 03:22 PM

You know what's funny about that? It's probably her husband doing it because she isn't putting out!

Mister Coaster · 06-25-2003, 03:55 PM

Sorry mom, but it just feels better in the shower, and there is less of a chance o you walking in on me.

LittleOralAnnie · 06-25-2003, 04:01 PM

They must have one hell of a tiny plughole if the cum is getting stuck. lol

Shades · 06-25-2003, 10:00 PM

No way! Where is this from?!

jms263 · 06-25-2003, 10:03 PM

That's hilarious. If that's real, then it's ten times funnier.

greenboy3 · 06-25-2003, 11:36 PM

That is just great! Yeah that would have to be one small hole to be plugged.

bravo49 · 06-26-2003, 01:08 AM

There getting even better

icy_ca · 06-26-2003, 05:14 AM

How can you tell if your sperm count is too high?

She has to chew.

scope · 06-26-2003, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by icy_ca
How can you tell if your sperm count is too high?

She has to chew.

THAT is disgusting.

bryanzera · 06-27-2003, 09:49 AM

by the look of the rules behind this note, it looks less like "Mom" wrote this, and more like a female member of a gender-mixed communal living situation.

Charlatan · 06-27-2003, 10:20 AM

Looks more like the warden in the home for wayward boys...

sooz · 06-28-2003, 12:56 AM

haha i can't imagine a mom that would write that

hotzot · 06-29-2003, 07:41 PM

I had to laugh!

doubleaught · 06-29-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peetster
What? No "Love, Mom"?

COMEDY GOLD!!!!

clifclav · 06-30-2003, 06:42 AM

very good one. thanks

eagle1 · 06-30-2003, 11:15 AM

What's kinda scary is all the alphabet magnets stuck around the note!

vermin · 06-30-2003, 01:07 PM

I swear, I was cleaning it and it just went off!

sbscout · 07-01-2003, 08:39 PM

ah, memories of the frat life!

kinsaj · 07-01-2003, 09:15 PM

AnUnkind · 07-02-2003, 12:21 AM

Yeah, save that note and frame the sucker. That's just too funny.

Slims · 07-02-2003, 12:46 AM

At least it washes away, unlike those damn mats of hair that eventually clog every drain in your apartment...

Xixox · 07-03-2003, 01:29 AM

It's my dick and my soap, and I'll wash as hard and as fast as I want to!

BrinlyNoya · 07-28-2003, 09:52 PM

ahaha.. I'm going to make that my wallpaper when I move into my apartment, I'll be living with a bunch of guys...

soapysonic · 07-28-2003, 10:46 PM

Yuck, how embarassing

Regziever · 07-28-2003, 10:54 PM

Lol.. That's awesome!! Cool pic! Bet the boys stoped wanking in the shower...

NeverBorn · 07-28-2003, 10:56 PM

I would have to end my own life..

tfpfreak · 07-29-2003, 07:19 AM

BUSTED!!! haha

Stare At The Sun · 07-29-2003, 10:14 PM

if thats real, that is 1000x funnier. still though good stuff

MikeyChalupa · 07-30-2003, 02:18 AM

Someone's making "Shower Babies"

-Mikey

the naked lion · 07-30-2003, 04:28 AM

damn it!!..i thought it washes away.....

zaiaz · 07-30-2003, 05:14 AM

Damn them nosy landlords....as long as i keep paying the rent on time i wank where i want.

20330 · 07-30-2003, 05:24 AM

How embarrassing is that for the culprit?

And why does it say boys? Are they taking a shower together? Will we ever know which of the boys is the perpetrator?

How would you like to be the one who finds that clogging your shower drain?

06-25-2003, 02:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
scope Banned Location: Canada	Note found on fridge. A reminder to clean up well: Lol. Why do I find this funny?

06-25-2003, 03:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	You know what's funny about that? It's probably her husband doing it because she isn't putting out! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-25-2003, 03:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	Sorry mom, but it just feels better in the shower, and there is less of a chance o you walking in on me. __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

06-26-2003, 05:14 AM	#11 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	How can you tell if your sperm count is too high? She has to chew. __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

06-27-2003, 10:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Looks more like the warden in the home for wayward boys... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-25-2003, 03:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hahaha that's terrible

06-25-2003, 03:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	What? No "Love, Mom"?

06-25-2003, 04:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	They must have one hell of a tiny plughole if the cum is getting stuck. lol

06-25-2003, 10:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
Shades Insane	No way! Where is this from?!

06-25-2003, 10:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
jms263 Upright	That's hilarious. If that's real, then it's ten times funnier.

06-25-2003, 11:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
greenboy3 Crazy	That is just great! Yeah that would have to be one small hole to be plugged.

06-26-2003, 01:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	There getting even better

06-27-2003, 09:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
bryanzera Crazy Location: Fresno, CA	by the look of the rules behind this note, it looks less like "Mom" wrote this, and more like a female member of a gender-mixed communal living situation.

06-28-2003, 12:56 AM	#15 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	haha i can't imagine a mom that would write that __________________ -sooz

06-29-2003, 07:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	I had to laugh! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-30-2003, 06:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	very good one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-01-2003, 08:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	ah, memories of the frat life! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

07-01-2003, 09:15 PM	#22 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	LOL __________________ boom

07-02-2003, 12:46 AM	#24 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	At least it washes away, unlike those damn mats of hair that eventually clog every drain in your apartment... __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

06-30-2003, 11:15 AM	#19 (permalink)
eagle1 Insane Location: Foothills of the Cascade Mtns.	What's kinda scary is all the alphabet magnets stuck around the note! __________________ "My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects."

06-30-2003, 01:07 PM	#20 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I swear, I was cleaning it and it just went off! __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-02-2003, 12:21 AM	#23 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	Yeah, save that note and frame the sucker. That's just too funny. __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

07-03-2003, 01:29 AM	#25 (permalink)
Xixox Crazy Location: MN-WI	It's my dick and my soap, and I'll wash as hard and as fast as I want to! __________________ Incompetence When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

07-28-2003, 09:52 PM	#26 (permalink)
BrinlyNoya Crazy	ahaha.. I'm going to make that my wallpaper when I move into my apartment, I'll be living with a bunch of guys...

07-28-2003, 10:46 PM	#27 (permalink)
soapysonic Tilted	Yuck, how embarassing

07-28-2003, 10:54 PM	#28 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol.. That's awesome!! Cool pic! Bet the boys stoped wanking in the shower... __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-28-2003, 10:56 PM	#29 (permalink)
NeverBorn I'm a pepper bitch..	I would have to end my own life..

07-29-2003, 07:19 AM	#30 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	BUSTED!!! haha __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-29-2003, 10:14 PM	#31 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	if thats real, that is 1000x funnier. still though good stuff

07-30-2003, 02:18 AM	#32 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Someone's making "Shower Babies" -Mikey

07-30-2003, 04:28 AM	#33 (permalink)
the naked lion Upright	damn it!!..i thought it washes away.....

07-30-2003, 05:14 AM	#34 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Damn them nosy landlords....as long as i keep paying the rent on time i wank where i want. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

07-30-2003, 05:24 AM	#35 (permalink)
20330 Upright	How embarrassing is that for the culprit? And why does it say boys? Are they taking a shower together? Will we ever know which of the boys is the perpetrator? How would you like to be the one who finds that clogging your shower drain? __________________ I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.