Top 10 Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret
 

I hadn't seen this before, and a "top victoria's secret" search didn't produce any results. Hope you like it. :)

#10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 - No Thanks. Just Sniffing..
#8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 - Mom will love this.
#6 - Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 - No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4 - Will you model this for me???
#3 - The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
#2 - 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1 - Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

Haha...I like the "Mom will like this." Good post!

I love "will you model it", always had that fantasy.

"Will you model this for me???" lol

viveleroi0, when I was in high school there was a SUPER HOT girl a year ahead of me who worked at Victoria's Secret. Needless to say, I know what you're talking about.

#11 - Do I look fat in this?

#1 could be grounds for divorce.

Those are all friggin' hilarious!

Haha i like #5

Kinda a variation on #1: "Gee I never knew this place did outsizes too"

joke of the week =)

good one

#5 split my side laughing over it. Nice post!

never seen this before. was good for a chuckle. thanks.

Number 1 is great, I could see some weirdo fat guy go in there and ask that. haha!