Ant and the Elephant
 

This is the fable of the ant and the elephant.
The ant and the elephant are the best of friends. One day the elephant is walking along and falls into an abandon tiger pit. Try as he might he can't get out, he cries and cries for help. His buddy the ant finally hears him and comes running to help, seeing the elephants predictament he runs and gets his Corvette attachs a rope and pulls him out.
a few weeks later the ant falls in a very deep hole, that try as he might he can't get out. He cries out for help and and his buddy the elephant hears him and comes to the rescue. Seeing the ants predictament he squats over the hole and lowers his big elephant pecker down and the ant crawls right out.
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Moral of the story: if ya gotta big dick, you don't need a Corvette!!:orly:

Try it again!

A rooster and a horse were hanging out at the barn when they heard the hens cry for help. It appears the hens had wandered into the pigpen, and gotten stuck in the mud.

The rooster yells out "Hang on, I'll get my car and pull you out!" He dashes off to start up his shiny, brand new mercedes that's parked in the barn.

The horse, however, calmly wanders over and straddles the mud and tells the hens to grab his dick and climb up, which they do. He then carries them to safety.

Moral of the story: if you're hung like a horse, you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks.

Both of those made me laugh!