Irish Smiles 15
 

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine
spring day in his new Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get
a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead
in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones.
How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is
Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass
lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take
care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be
quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
"Well now father, it was always my impression
that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line
for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis
certainly true, but we are also obliged to
notify the next of kin."

touche' my good man...

Cute :thumbsup: