The Cop
 

There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

LOL

Cheers for the laffs

Love it!

hahaha, nice one

What a great joke! Funny as hell! Thanks

Here's another cop joke:

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix. The doctor operated and after the surgery
advised him that all was well. However, in the recovery room
the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on
his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the
doctor hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy
to pull his hospital gown down so he could look at what was
making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips
of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence...

"Get well quick...from the nurse you gave a ticket to last
week."

bwaaah to both jokes. thanks

Ive heard the first, but not the second which was equally funny.

I don't get the 2nd joke... :(

Funny!

Those were nice, I need to hear more good cop jokes.

Damn if only I could actually say that!!!!

hahahahaha...

Those both are great. That would be so painful to take the tape off.