Antics!
 

A boss calls an employee who's missing his shift.
"Where are you today? You have a shift now" asks the boss.
"I'm sick" replies the employee.
"Alright then, see you next week"

The boss thinks to himself, 'You know, come to think of it, he didn't sound very sick at all'.

So he decides to pay the employee a surprise visit to make sure he wasn't taking the day off.

The boss knocks on the door but no one comes. He hears people moving around inside, so he quietly lets himself in.

He walks into the bedroom to see the employee fucking the hell out of a woman.

"JOHNSON! I thought you were sick!" shouts the boss.
"I am sick," he replies. "This is my mom!"

*cringes*

...gross

hahahah! Nice!

hahahaha i cracked up

hmmmmm... MILF?

Oh, man that's bad.

Heh.

These jokes are my favourite, the ones that make any normal person disgusted. Thanks for the post.

Gross! This conjures up thoughts that may constitute therapy! THANKS! LOL!

this is my dad, he just finished his sex change!

doooh. nasty

Ouch! Why am I laughing!

rofl

Another good one

class. i too appreciate jokes, that most people will cringe at. keep them coming

*rushes off to forward that joke*