Brewmaniac

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida ,



and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more -


"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is:

The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.



You have to help them out of their underwear,

lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions


You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair

then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.


There's an annual salary of $45,000,

but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles fom here.'








'Oh why, is that where the job is ?'









'No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'



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kifferfong

Wow, this joke even has visual aids! Hahaha!

Shauk

nice touch

allaboutmusic

Average patient age: 65. Average patient weight: 275 lbs.



Good joke!

Daniel_

My problem with being a gynae is that no women come in and say "hey Doc, take a look at my pussy, it's great"

They tend to come in and say "hey Doc, can you take a look at my minge, it's leaking this smelly yellow puss"

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allaboutmusic

Thanks for the image, Daniel. Just what I needed.

dd3953

a very beautiful image on top of that. wow.

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Sensei

Very creative! Thanks for posting.

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