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uncle phil · 01-31-2008, 03:21 AM

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!"

Charlatan · 01-31-2008, 04:05 AM

(groan)

Ilow · 01-31-2008, 06:23 AM

oh man...

Nisses · 02-02-2008, 05:57 AM

Nice groaner

allaboutmusic · 02-02-2008, 06:04 AM

I've seen this one before.

(get it?)

Tully Mars · 02-02-2008, 09:56 PM

I second that groan.

KellyC · 02-07-2008, 05:15 PM

My friend tells it differently.

Q: why don't you need to see an Arab after you saw a Mexican?

A: because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.

01-31-2008, 03:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	lame-o one-liners 18 A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-31-2008, 04:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	(groan) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-31-2008, 06:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	oh man... __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

02-02-2008, 05:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	Nice groaner __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

02-02-2008, 09:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	I second that groan. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

02-02-2008, 06:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
allaboutmusic Aurally Fixated	I've seen this one before. (get it?)

02-07-2008, 05:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	My friend tells it differently. Q: why don't you need to see an Arab after you saw a Mexican? A: because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.