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01-25-2008, 03:29 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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lame-o one-liners 12
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
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