Brewmaniac

My uncle John was in the fertilized egg business when I was young. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. My uncle kept records and any rooster or pullet that didn't perform well went into the pot and was replaced.

Now this took an awful lot of time. So my uncle got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now he could sit and fill out an efficiency report by listening to the sound of the bells.

My uncle's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, but his bell had not rung all morning. Uncle John went to investigate. Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing. Brewster had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up to a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Uncle John was so proud, he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation. The judges awarded Brewster two prizes,

1) the No Bell Prize and
2) the Pullet Surprise.

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cchris

Fantastic stuff.

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

DEI37

It's funny! I laughed...didn't groan...so that's gotta be good, right?

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

Cumhachd

Took me a second... jeez. Funny, tho.

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EbichuMAAN! From the dark end of the dark has been chosen for disipline, from the moon to the stars, no one knows what a justice and earnest shopkeeper then today, the justice maker in tonight by the way, they call it: Ebichuman.

oblar

truly lived up to the title.. i groaned.. then i laughed.. then groaned again

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.All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

rundmv

yep...a groaner alright

CSflim

ouch! That hurt!!

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