Message for the Manager
 

An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands."

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

Very funny. I really laughed out loud.

ewww, hahaha

That's when you, the bartender, says "thanks for letting us know" and give her a congratulatory pat on the head - hmmm, whoops looks like that *WAS* a meat fart you just had (those things you always have to check manually right?).

;)

Yick.

Very Funny Joke! Thanks

Whenever a woman wants to stick her fingers in my mouth, I always ask if she's washed them. (NOTE: has never happened)

eww... i feel bad for the bartender :(

lololol

supurb!

haha, thats sick as hell. good joke, though!

nice ending! Very sick.

ewww

jesus, i was eating as i read that..i hate you:)

Great Joke!

*eyes open wide*


Not as clean as you think.

been a long time since i've heard that one...sick but funny

Yikes! Hasn't this woman heard of soap and water???

Thats just.....just sick

That one caught me offguard -- you got me! ;)