Glass Eye
 

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a
gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out
since he sat down,
but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of
its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out
of the air, and
hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place.
"Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards,
the woman invites
him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for
everything, she asks
him if he would like to come to her place for a
nightcap...and stay for
breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy
is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he
said, "you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

groan... chuckle

Oh my god. How can it be that I didn't see that coming?

that's just bad... sooo bad.

hahahaha hahaha :D :D :D

So bad that it's good.

Thought she might say... I'll keep an eye out for you!

< winces, then claps>

Oh... oh, oh, oh. Wonderful. My brain hates 'em, but I love 'em.

*groan*... that was nice :)

oh good god! That was awful! :lol:

lol.


I was afraid she had some other secret too, but that's cool.

Excellent!!

I haven't heard a good cheesy joke in a while :thumbsup:

It's a groaner, but I still may tell my friends...

eye've heard that one b4 :p

That was great... please keep your eye open for more of these.