naota172

ok so...


Superman is standing on a balcony on the 27th floor of his apartment building. Looking down, he observes Wonder Woman on the 26th floor completely naked, laying down on a table with her legs spread open, tanning. Superman thinks to himself, "I could fly down their and have sex with her and fly away with my superspeed, and she wouldn't even notice!"

So he has his way with her and flies away from a sex session lasting .00002 seconds thinking, "Man, that was great!"

Suddenly Wonder Woman sits up and exclaims, "What the hell was that?!"

And Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts!"

Willravel

Dude, my grandpa told me that. And he's been dead for 15 years.

Still, it's pretty damn funny.

naota172

wow, is it really that old? my bad.

Willravel

No worries! I was just razzing you a bit, anyway.

analog

gotta love a rape/anal joke that uses the word "butt" lol

n4p

I've read that one somewhere before, but it's funny!

Baraka_Guru

Heh, my cousin told me that one when I was 12. That was nearly 20 years ago.

It's an oldie but a goodie. It's good to see it has made it into the Internet age.

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Ilow

yeah i remember that from school 20 years ago. guess it stands the test of time.

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