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05-29-2008, 08:03 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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I actually chortled over this thread. I don't chortle often, maybe not often enough.
Thank you.
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05-29-2008, 06:13 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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05-29-2008, 06:29 PM
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques Last edited by LoganSnake; 05-29-2008 at 06:34 PM.. |
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06-03-2008, 05:01 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Swallowing your gum. Oh My God. Laughed so hard tears spattered on my keyboard.
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06-03-2008, 06:21 PM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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RULE #34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
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06-29-2008, 05:55 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Godzilla, I haven't seen much else that can be so erotic, funny, and depressing all at the same time.
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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07-03-2008, 05:11 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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a few more
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07-03-2008, 08:49 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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thanks...but I didn't make those. I just passed them along.
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07-03-2008, 11:03 PM
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Wise-ass Latino
Location: Pretoria (Tshwane), RSA
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Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer. -From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator |
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07-09-2008, 08:10 PM
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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. |
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07-30-2008, 06:47 PM
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eats puppies and shits rainbows
Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA
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10-06-2008, 11:44 AM
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eats puppies and shits rainbows
Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA
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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay. M.B. Keene |
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10-06-2008, 04:19 PM
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comfortably numb...
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i'm for rule #20...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-18-2008, 07:55 PM
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immoral minority
Location: Back in Ohio
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I found some more today.
  I have a better picture of the barren wasteland in the middle of Canada during the winter than this, but it's still funny.  Harry Potter? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/...2aee978223.jpg       |
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11-18-2008, 08:18 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I have got to tell you, joke or no, that is the best argument for Atheism I have seen.
Diggin the Harry Potter. Magical indeed.
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11-18-2008, 09:28 PM
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Location: Louisville, KY
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Good stuff....one of these days, I'm going to hang a "demotivational" poster in my office just to see how many people notice it.
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01-31-2009, 09:15 AM
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Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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02-01-2009, 08:29 PM
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Location: North Carolina
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here are a few
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence |
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02-01-2009, 08:30 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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a few more
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence |
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02-01-2009, 08:31 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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and some more
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence |
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02-01-2009, 08:33 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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Five more...
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence |
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02-01-2009, 08:34 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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and some more.
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence |
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