troit

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City
to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big
dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?"

The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the
stewardess."

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."

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I've yet to dephile myself...

reverendjay

That is friggin hilarious. I have a couple of pilot friends that are going to enjoy this one.

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I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

maleficent

ok that was good..

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Destrox

Sorry this needed to be brought back to life, it is funny.

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You bore me.... next.

SSJTWIZTA

ohhh-ho-ho!

Nice, very nice.
It would be friggin' great if there were some truth behind this.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

allaboutmusic

That mother has some explaining to do...