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Ok. I’ve had just about as much as I can take! I’d like to know who is responsible and I’d like to know why I’m being singled out!

Is it because of my political views? Is it because I cheated on my first wife? Is it because I told my boss to go fuck himself? Or is it because I loath American cinema and I thumb my nose at the CIA?

Whatever the reason (and whoever might be responsible) I’d like for you to stop making articles of my clothing fall to the floor whenever I remove my laundry from the clothes dryer!

blktour

it was me and I am sorry! /smile

robot_parade

We do it just because we like to drive you crazy.

By the way, don't look in your underwear drawer. You're happier now knowing, trust us.

Charlatan

Testing is complete. Breaking point reached.

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Great response, guys!

Baraka_Guru

*Makes a few cryptic notes on his clipboard, and then furrows his brow*

*Looks to Charlatan*

Interesting.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

ratbastid

Just wait until you find the surprise we've set up for you at the back of your refrigerator!

Bill O'Rights

So...should we tell him that we've been placing those fluid stains under his car, and it's not really leaking anything?

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Leto

I thought that HRG was dead....

Baraka_Guru

No, because he might also blame us for making his toast and jam always land upside down when he drops it on the floor.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

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..... uhhhhhhh ..... you're responisble for that message on gluttony as well????

I didn't even notice. I've been pissing in the driveway for years.

I just knew it was you!!!

World's King

What the fuck?

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LoganSnake

What he said.

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

Hain

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What it is.

Yes. It was suggested that it belonged here instead and was shipped over.