uncle phil

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole looking
up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're
supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't
have a ladder."

The blonde woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a
few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and
walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a
dumb blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Plan9

Oooh, so what if it's true!?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."