uncle phil

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"


"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Brewmaniac

Heard it but forgot it, thanks for the memory!

Great joke by the way!

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troit

I never did this in college but heard that a "rodeo" was getting a couple of guys to hide in your closet, you bring home a chick and then have them jumo out. If you can stay inside her for 8 seconds they owe you a case of beer.

Although nowadays doing this would probably include jail time....

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loganmule

funny in the abstract, but I wouldn't want to really give it a go

Ratman

Alternate punchline: "From behind you look just like my secretary!"

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The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference.

"God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

JustDoll

i'm glad i didn't hear that phrase from my bf last night.

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It's like you slit my throat, watched me bleed to death, and asked my dead body why I was screaming in so much pain.