Joke of the Day - June 19 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 06-19-2003, 02:16 AM

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.

The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possibly compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work," acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars." The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.

txgirl · 06-19-2003, 07:56 AM

hehehe!

06-19-2003, 02:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - June 19 A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet. The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possibly compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work," acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars." The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.

06-19-2003, 07:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	hehehe!