A Woman and her parrot
 

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll
agree,and it's an absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well," replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch fruity!"

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."

So she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam!"

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes,"
complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their new pet
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.

"Well f**k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients.

How ya doin', Dave?"

:)

Ouch ;)

dun dun dun.

Pack your bags dave! Great joke! Thanks

Looks like Dave is going to know really well what the doghouse looks like, hehe

Busted!!!

thanks for that

Poor Dave.

I'd rather think that Dave likes getting the attention from the bird. Sounds like he hasn't been getting any attention at home...

Thanks for the joke.

hehe, the joke is rough, but i think gov135's observation is rougher*grin*

:D
I feel sorry for Dave. That was really funny. Thanks

Thanks for that post. . . hillarious ;)

Well it's like Confucius said... Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

-Mikey

Hahahah nice touch

Time for Dave to start choking the chi........Urm... parrot!

good one . i'm going to call my sister in law right now and share it too funny

Classical. Good luck Dave. :-p

damn that was good

haha, poor fella.

haha, funny

Imagine being ratted out by a parrot!! SQWACK!!


Glad

dope! haha

Very Clever One. Thanks

I first heard this joke from my grandmother, I sure do miss her!

thats great i will never buy a parot again