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zipper · 10-01-2007, 12:12 PM

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the street,dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.He came to a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madamanswered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "Iwant to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it,and I'm not leaving until I get it."The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to come in. Once in, shetold him to pick any of the girls he liked. He said, "I heard all the mentalking about having to get shots after making love with Amber.THAT'Sthe girl I want."Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, TheMadam told him to go to the first room on the right.He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.Ten minutes later he came back, still
dragging the frog, paid the Madam, andheaded out the door.The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in theplace with a disease, instead of one of the others?"He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to arestaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave,my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she's very fond of cute littleboys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bedand have sex, and Mom will catch it.In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk,have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, andHE'S the mutherfu*ker that ran over my
frog."

albania · 10-01-2007, 01:32 PM

It's rare but I didn't see that one coming at all, very funny.

Mavric98 · 10-01-2007, 10:26 PM

Wow. I don't want to miss with that boy. He is evil. Very funny.

10-01-2007, 12:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
zipper Crazy Location: Georgia, USA	The Frog There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the street,dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.He came to a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madamanswered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "Iwant to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it,and I'm not leaving until I get it."The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to come in. Once in, shetold him to pick any of the girls he liked. He said, "I heard all the mentalking about having to get shots after making love with Amber.THAT'Sthe girl I want."Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, TheMadam told him to go to the first room on the right.He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, andheaded out the door.The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in theplace with a disease, instead of one of the others?"He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to arestaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave,my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she's very fond of cute littleboys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bedand have sex, and Mom will catch it.In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk,have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, andHE'S the mutherfu*ker that ran over my frog." __________________ "If you wait 'til the last minute, it will only take you a minute!" Visit my home page http://zhphotography.zenfolio.com/

10-01-2007, 10:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	Wow. I don't want to miss with that boy. He is evil. Very funny. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

10-01-2007, 01:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
albania Psycho	It's rare but I didn't see that one coming at all, very funny.