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Old 09-28-2007, 02:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I Was Sexually Harassed!

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the
passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped
and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually
harassed!"

The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would
check into it soon.

Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a
second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I
believe I was sexually harassed!"

This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers
had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to
see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.

He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the
seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I help
you?"

The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've
lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it twice,
but they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the side!"
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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omg so wrong. so so wrong, lol.
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ha Ha Ha ... Naaaaasty.
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Old 09-29-2007, 09:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That's even funnier than it should have been because I thought I had checked on the sexuality forum. I thought it was funny/disturbing being true...then I checked to see where I was because..wow. haha, good one.
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Old 09-29-2007, 01:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yea, I thought it was something completely different too, strange.......
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Old 09-29-2007, 08:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hahaha...*Crompsin sings* "in the jungle, the mighty jungle... the old man looks for his hairpiece!"
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Old 09-29-2007, 08:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Crompsin you get stranger every day......
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Old 09-29-2007, 08:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah, but with my mother's genetics? I'll never need a hairpiece!
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Old 09-29-2007, 09:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I think its your fathers genetics you need to be worried about.
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Old 09-30-2007, 06:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by DaveMatrix
I think you may be under the false impression that I've edited a few posts because of you. If you'd take a look around every once & awhile you might notice somethings changed. Check the dream thread, look around, even you can figure this one out, well maybe.
Hair thing: Isn't it my mother's father that dictate hair stuff? Dunno. Not gonna wiki-educate myself right at this moment.

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WTF are you talking about? Dream thread? Vaguely insulting my already limited intelligence? You're the one that gets weirder, bro.
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