I Was Sexually Harassed! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 09-28-2007, 02:24 PM

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the
passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped
and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually
harassed!"

The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would
check into it soon.

Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a
second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I
believe I was sexually harassed!"

This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers
had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to
see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.

He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the
seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I help
you?"

The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've
lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it twice,
but they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the side!"

Shauk · 09-28-2007, 02:55 PM

omg so wrong. so so wrong, lol.

xxxafterglow · 09-28-2007, 06:16 PM

Ha Ha Ha ... Naaaaasty.

shesus · 09-29-2007, 09:38 AM

That's even funnier than it should have been because I thought I had checked on the sexuality forum.

I thought it was funny/disturbing being true...then I checked to see where I was because..wow. haha, good one.

DaveOrion · 09-29-2007, 01:14 PM

Yea, I thought it was something completely different too, strange.......

Plan9 · 09-29-2007, 08:01 PM

Hahaha...*Crompsin sings* "in the jungle, the mighty jungle... the old man looks for his hairpiece!"

DaveOrion · 09-29-2007, 08:09 PM

Crompsin you get stranger every day......

Plan9 · 09-29-2007, 08:42 PM

Yeah, but with my mother's genetics? I'll never need a hairpiece!

DaveOrion · 09-29-2007, 09:02 PM

I think its your fathers genetics you need to be worried about.

Plan9 · 09-30-2007, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveMatrix

I think you may be under the false impression that I've edited a few posts because of you. If you'd take a look around every once & awhile you might notice somethings changed. Check the dream thread, look around, even you can figure this one out, well maybe.

Hair thing: Isn't it my mother's father that dictate hair stuff? Dunno. Not gonna wiki-educate myself right at this moment.

...

WTF are you talking about? Dream thread? Vaguely insulting my already limited intelligence? You're the one that gets weirder, bro.

09-28-2007, 02:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I Was Sexually Harassed! On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!" This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I help you?" The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the side!" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-28-2007, 06:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
xxxafterglow Crazy Location: Berlin	Ha Ha Ha ... Naaaaasty. __________________ Uh huh her.

09-29-2007, 09:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	That's even funnier than it should have been because I thought I had checked on the sexuality forum. I thought it was funny/disturbing being true...then I checked to see where I was because..wow. haha, good one. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

09-29-2007, 01:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	Yea, I thought it was something completely different too, strange....... __________________ *Syriana...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer... Last edited by DaveOrion; 09-29-2007 at 08:08 PM..*

09-29-2007, 08:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hahaha...Crompsin sings "in the jungle, the mighty jungle... the old man looks for his hairpiece!" __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

09-28-2007, 02:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	omg so wrong. so so wrong, lol.

09-29-2007, 08:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	Crompsin you get stranger every day...... __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

09-29-2007, 08:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Yeah, but with my mother's genetics? I'll never need a hairpiece! __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

09-29-2007, 09:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	I think its your fathers genetics you need to be worried about. __________________ *Syriana...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer... Last edited by DaveOrion; 09-30-2007 at 10:58 AM..*