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RenaissanceII · 09-23-2007, 03:42 AM

Calvinists believe the game is fixed.

Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper.

Quakers won't swing.

Unitarians can catch anything.

Amish walk a lot.

Pagans sacrifice.

Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often.

Televangelists get caught stealing.Episcopalians pass the plate.

Evangelicals make effective pitches.

Fundamentalists balk.

Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.

Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.

Baptists want to play hardball.

Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.

The Pope claims never to have committed an error.

And of course, baseball is mentioned in the Old Testament......
Genesis, "In the Big Inning"

intellijence · 09-23-2007, 12:48 PM

Haha, great post. All of them made me chuckle

09-23-2007, 03:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	Religion as Baseball Calvinists believe the game is fixed. Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper. Quakers won't swing. Unitarians can catch anything. Amish walk a lot. Pagans sacrifice. Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often. Televangelists get caught stealing.Episcopalians pass the plate. Evangelicals make effective pitches. Fundamentalists balk. Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch. Atheists refuse to have an Umpire. Baptists want to play hardball. Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness. The Pope claims never to have committed an error. And of course, baseball is mentioned in the Old Testament...... Genesis, "In the Big Inning" __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

09-23-2007, 12:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
intellijence Upright Location: DC	Haha, great post. All of them made me chuckle __________________ ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space