TWO YEAR DEGREE
 

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree

(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101: Combating Stupidity

MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception

EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong

MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)

(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231: Mothers-in-law

MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”

ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

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In the interests of gender equality we are proud to announce our new course in becoming a real woman

"REAL WOMAN CURRICULUM"
FALL SCHEDULE

WO 101: Are You Ready to Leave?: Definition of the Word YES

WO 102: Inappropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled "Honey, Do I Look Fat?")

WO 103: Elementary Map Reading

WO 104: Crying and Law Enforcement

WINTER SCHEDULE

WO 106: You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

WO 107: Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

WO 108: The Seven-Outfit Week

WO 109: PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly titled "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With It")

SPRING SCHEDULE

WO 210: Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmission

WO 211: Driving II: The Meaning of Red Lights

WO 212: Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed

WO 213: Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

SECOND YEAR

FALL SCHEDULE

WO 215: The Super Bowl: Not a Game: A Sacrament

WO 216: Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too"="I Love You")

WO 217: How to Earn Your Own Money

WO 218: Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronic Good")

WINTER SCHEDULE

WO 301: Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side

WO 302: Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup

WO 303: Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

WO 304: We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP

WO 305: MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments

SPRING SCHEDULE

WO 310: Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (formerly titled "We learned to deal with the embarrassment")

WO 311: Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels

WO 312: What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy

WO 313: Cleaning day does not always have to be Saturday.

Courses for Extra Credit

WO 320: His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out

WO 321: Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")

WO 322: To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"

WO 323: Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House

WO 324: Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

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