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Zooksport2 06-18-2003 02:23 AM

Farkin' Funny!
 
Union Man

A dedicated Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.


When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"


"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."


"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked.


"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she replied.


Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until, finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam said, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house."
The man asked, "If I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied.


"That's more like it!" the man said. He handed the Madam the $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."


"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then gesturing to an 85-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."

fizzledorf 06-18-2003 02:35 AM

now that's funny - good with the bad I guess! lol...

Meridae'n 06-18-2003 04:29 AM

Ha ha, not bad...

txgirl 06-18-2003 08:35 AM

Haha!

Flesh 06-18-2003 08:58 AM

lol

Not_You 06-18-2003 08:58 AM

Good one

Gortexfogg 06-18-2003 08:59 AM

Great stuff!

DarkerFire 06-18-2003 09:04 AM

Funny in a sick sort of way

The Darker Fire Within

MikeyChalupa 06-18-2003 09:09 AM

Look for the Union label... on our whores?

-Mikey

Bill O'Rights 06-18-2003 11:00 AM

That was <b>very</b> funny. You'd have to deal with unions a lot to fully appreciate it.

Mutant X 06-18-2003 04:48 PM

A good union joke. Always appreciated. Thanks.

cchris 06-18-2003 11:28 PM

Yes indeed

Zooksport2 06-19-2003 04:04 AM

In OZ, We have had some "interesting" dealings with unions ourselves. When I read this, I thought it was fact!


(Nah not really)

xepherys 10-23-2007 11:51 AM

lol, boo unions!


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