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eloc · 06-17-2003, 04:38 PM

Hope you enjoy...

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden: POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" then: POOF!....she was gone.

After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows." Dave yells back......"DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"

Hmm. Ok, the search wasn't working for me earlier...now it is and I see this one's been done a couple o times before. Sorry folks.

DEI37 · 06-17-2003, 06:32 PM

Hey...that's alright...rather make sure we don't miss out on one than to second guess yourself, and force us to miss a good one! Thanks.

06-17-2003, 04:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
eloc Upright Location: Oregon	Buttercups Hope you enjoy... Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden: POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" then: POOF!....she was gone. After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows." Dave yells back......"DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!" Hmm. Ok, the search wasn't working for me earlier...now it is and I see this one's been done a couple o times before. Sorry folks. Last edited by eloc; 06-17-2003 at 04:44 PM..

06-17-2003, 06:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Hey...that's alright...rather make sure we don't miss out on one than to second guess yourself, and force us to miss a good one! Thanks. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.