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Bike-Mad 06-17-2003 01:02 AM

Girls Diary - Boys Diary
 
GIRL'S DIARY


FRIDAY 21st June 2002.


Saw John in the evening and he was acting really strangely.

I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a
bit late so I thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go
somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed,
and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was
saying. I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in;
he hesitated, but followed.

I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just
half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to
bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.

He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile.

He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when
we made love.

He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and started to think that
he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.I cried
myself to sleep.




BOY'S DIARY


FRIDAY 21st June 2002.


England lost to Brazil 2-1. Got a sh*g though.

GoldenOuroboros 06-17-2003 02:53 AM

oh no.. ooohh noo..
lol

vulture 06-17-2003 02:56 AM

made me laugh :)

Bobaphat 06-17-2003 09:36 AM

HA! and true on so many levels

Peetster 06-17-2003 10:39 AM

Shows what can happen when you over-think the situation. Very funny!

CSflim 06-17-2003 11:07 AM

Brilliant!

viveleroi0 06-17-2003 12:21 PM

LOLOLOLOL... that sounds very familiar

Agent Anderson 06-17-2003 01:31 PM

Brilliant, but for some unknown reason I'm getting this annoying feeling of deja vu, even though I'm quite sure I haven't seen this one before.

MikeyChalupa 06-18-2003 04:36 AM

Perfect!

-Mikey

Not_You 06-18-2003 09:04 AM

funny

ratbastid 06-18-2003 05:01 PM

Ah, yes. Good old <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12261">Female Logic</a>.

slant eyes 06-18-2003 05:42 PM

very well done ratbastid, boomerang linkage.

krwlz 06-18-2003 08:15 PM

so fucking funny......

microdot 06-18-2003 11:29 PM

Typical of us, isnt it? ;)

bravo49 06-19-2003 02:08 AM

Strikes a chord somewhere

rogue49 06-19-2003 05:55 AM

kind of sad

MaciasAIII 06-20-2003 10:33 PM

nice very nice. crude european football humor.

uffjohn 06-22-2003 03:39 PM

haha very nice :)

oblar 06-22-2003 08:22 PM

nice post, almost too true to laugh at though :lol:

McPimpenheimer 06-22-2003 09:41 PM

Genious.

clifclav 06-24-2003 08:38 AM

great one. thanks

DarkerFire 06-24-2003 09:21 AM

Clever :)

The Darker Fire Within

scope 06-25-2003 06:37 AM

Lol, great! A bit different, I enjoyed it.

MilleniumZeus 06-25-2003 07:49 AM

very funny!!

kkplunk 06-25-2003 01:15 PM

very funny!

Gnzo 06-25-2003 07:31 PM

oh my heheh

h4ll0ws 06-25-2003 10:43 PM

Hahaha.. niiice :)

YaWhateva 06-25-2003 10:53 PM

nice and true.

nym. 06-25-2003 11:04 PM

OMFG, that's great.

DarkShatter 06-25-2003 11:43 PM

lol, funny stuff

Vyk 06-26-2003 03:48 PM

Had heard that one before but was worth reading again. Funny stuff. :)

Angellord 06-26-2003 04:32 PM

I love it. When I finished reading it, I laughed loud enough to wake up anything in the house.

gregmarck 06-26-2003 05:47 PM

thats great, good times.

sooz 06-28-2003 01:33 AM

funny to soccer fans

manalone 06-28-2003 05:58 AM

Classic

shockwave2k1 06-29-2003 09:01 AM

this joke never gets old =)

hotzot 06-29-2003 07:13 PM

good one!

Rowlf 06-29-2003 10:15 PM

Wow, thats <i>waaay</i> too familiar... Half of me wants to send it to my girlfriend, but the other is saying that she'll read into it too much (irony anyone?) and I won't get <i>my</i> sh*g...

losfp 06-30-2003 03:00 AM

Heheheh.. an oldie but definitely a goodie :) Sums it up well.

zaiaz 06-30-2003 04:13 AM

oh a soccer joke, I thought it was a football joke ;)


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