I found an old coloring book of mine... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Lady Sage · 08-05-2007, 01:52 PM

No offense mind you... but... im disturbed by that.

World's King · 08-05-2007, 02:00 PM

Wow. I'm impressed you stayed in the lines like a big boy.

And yes, everyone knows Jesus had a pet dino.

ratbastid · 08-05-2007, 03:37 PM

Anyone who saw Jurassic Park would be rightfully alarmed at the logistics of keeping two of each dinosaur species on an ark...

Baraka_Guru · 08-05-2007, 05:03 PM

Is it just me, or does this look like an illuminated manuscript? Why does it look like that?

Plan9 · 08-05-2007, 07:00 PM

Turns out this is supposed to be funny... and yet nobody is finding it that way.

Lady Sage · 08-05-2007, 07:46 PM

Oh, I found it funny alright, but probably not in the way you had hoped.

Baraka_Guru · 08-05-2007, 08:30 PM

Oh, it's totally funny. The look of it is what makes it for me. The image itself is inherently funny.

troit · 08-06-2007, 12:33 AM

Everyone pick their favorite color - Mine:

Omnipotent Yellow

Nimetic · 08-06-2007, 03:28 AM

I'd imagine the ladies might find him rather handsome in this shot.

Good colouring by the way, and yeah, it's amazing. I'm sorta thinking to that I'd have added a lance.

Plan9 · 08-06-2007, 07:00 AM

Why is Jesus always a white guy?

Hell, he looks like Jason Statham in this picture.

Baraka_Guru · 08-06-2007, 07:15 AM

Isn't he supposed to be Middle Eastern?

Sion · 08-06-2007, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Isn't he supposed to be Middle Eastern?

from the link:

" Nicephorus quotes a description of him as tall and beautiful with fair wavy hair and dark eyebrows that met in the middle."

Jesus had a uni-brow.

Willravel · 08-06-2007, 09:41 AM

Hieyo Silver, away!!!

Sion · 08-06-2007, 09:45 AM

xepherys · 08-06-2007, 11:00 AM

Omnipotent Yellow? Flesh of Christ? Crompsin, you didn't have Crayola crayons as a kid did you? :-p

Baraka_Guru · 08-06-2007, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

Jesus had a uni-brow.

Unibrows were hot in the Middle Ages. On women at least.

Plan9 · 08-06-2007, 07:11 PM

Unibrows were the old thong.

QuasiMondo · 08-08-2007, 10:30 AM

Shouldn't Mary Magdelene be riding on back wearing a fur-lined bikini or something?

Plan9 · 08-08-2007, 10:36 AM

I'd vote for Mary Magdelene smut any day.

Society has no morals these days. We need more biblical porn to help them find the higher power again.

Crack · 08-08-2007, 11:04 AM

now that's a jesus I can get behind! Yeah! Go Dino-Jesus! Slay the sinners!

vermin · 08-08-2007, 01:31 PM

So it's funny because of the dried blood stains in the upper left corner?

noodle · 08-08-2007, 01:36 PM

I, for one, find it hilarious. "Flesh of Christ" crayons

I guess that's one way to get through the evolution issue.

Oh... and it's my desktop background on my new computer.

mirevolver · 08-08-2007, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xepherys

Omnipotent Yellow? Flesh of Christ? Crompsin, you didn't have Crayola crayons as a kid did you? :-p

Certainly those colors must be in the 150ct telescoping tower. Link

08-05-2007, 01:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I found an old coloring book of mine... __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-05-2007, 01:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	No offense mind you... but... im disturbed by that. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

08-05-2007, 02:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Wow. I'm impressed you stayed in the lines like a big boy. And yes, everyone knows Jesus had a pet dino. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-05-2007, 05:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Is it just me, or does this look like an illuminated manuscript? Why does it look like that? __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

08-05-2007, 07:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Turns out this is supposed to be funny... and yet nobody is finding it that way. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-05-2007, 03:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Anyone who saw Jurassic Park would be rightfully alarmed at the logistics of keeping two of each dinosaur species on an ark...

08-05-2007, 07:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Oh, I found it funny alright, but probably not in the way you had hoped. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

08-05-2007, 08:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Oh, it's totally funny. The look of it is what makes it for me. The image itself is inherently funny. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

08-06-2007, 12:33 AM	#9 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Everyone pick their favorite color - Mine: Omnipotent Yellow __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

08-06-2007, 03:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
Nimetic Junkie Location: Melbourne, Australia	I'd imagine the ladies might find him rather handsome in this shot. Good colouring by the way, and yeah, it's amazing. I'm sorta thinking to that I'd have added a lance.

08-06-2007, 07:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Why is Jesus always a white guy? Hell, he looks like Jason Statham in this picture. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-06-2007, 07:15 AM	#12 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Isn't he supposed to be Middle Eastern? __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

08-06-2007, 09:41 AM	#14 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Hieyo Silver, away!!!

08-06-2007, 09:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	__________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-06-2007, 11:00 AM	#16 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	Omnipotent Yellow? Flesh of Christ? Crompsin, you didn't have Crayola crayons as a kid did you? :-p __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

08-08-2007, 10:30 AM	#19 (permalink)
QuasiMondo Wise-ass Latino Location: Pretoria (Tshwane), RSA	Shouldn't Mary Magdelene be riding on back wearing a fur-lined bikini or something? __________________ Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer. -From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

08-06-2007, 07:11 PM	#18 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Unibrows were the old thong. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-08-2007, 10:36 AM	#20 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I'd vote for Mary Magdelene smut any day. Society has no morals these days. We need more biblical porn to help them find the higher power again. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-08-2007, 11:04 AM	#21 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	now that's a jesus I can get behind! Yeah! Go Dino-Jesus! Slay the sinners! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

08-08-2007, 01:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	So it's funny because of the dried blood stains in the upper left corner? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.