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Old 08-05-2007, 01:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I found an old coloring book of mine...

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Old 08-05-2007, 01:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No offense mind you... but... im disturbed by that.
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Old 08-05-2007, 02:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow. I'm impressed you stayed in the lines like a big boy.




And yes, everyone knows Jesus had a pet dino.
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Old 08-05-2007, 03:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Anyone who saw Jurassic Park would be rightfully alarmed at the logistics of keeping two of each dinosaur species on an ark...
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Old 08-05-2007, 05:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Is it just me, or does this look like an illuminated manuscript? Why does it look like that?
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Old 08-05-2007, 07:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Turns out this is supposed to be funny... and yet nobody is finding it that way.
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Old 08-05-2007, 07:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh, I found it funny alright, but probably not in the way you had hoped.
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Old 08-05-2007, 08:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh, it's totally funny. The look of it is what makes it for me. The image itself is inherently funny.
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Everyone pick their favorite color - Mine:

Omnipotent Yellow
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Old 08-06-2007, 03:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'd imagine the ladies might find him rather handsome in this shot.

Good colouring by the way, and yeah, it's amazing. I'm sorta thinking to that I'd have added a lance.
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Why is Jesus always a white guy?

Hell, he looks like Jason Statham in this picture.
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:15 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Isn't he supposed to be Middle Eastern?
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Isn't he supposed to be Middle Eastern?

from the link:

" Nicephorus quotes a description of him as tall and beautiful with fair wavy hair and dark eyebrows that met in the middle."



Jesus had a uni-brow.
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:41 AM   #14 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:45 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:00 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Omnipotent Yellow? Flesh of Christ? Crompsin, you didn't have Crayola crayons as a kid did you? :-p
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Old 08-06-2007, 06:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Jesus had a uni-brow.
Unibrows were hot in the Middle Ages. On women at least.
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Unibrows were the old thong.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:30 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Shouldn't Mary Magdelene be riding on back wearing a fur-lined bikini or something?
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:36 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I'd vote for Mary Magdelene smut any day.

Society has no morals these days. We need more biblical porn to help them find the higher power again.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:04 AM   #21 (permalink)
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now that's a jesus I can get behind! Yeah! Go Dino-Jesus! Slay the sinners!
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:31 PM   #22 (permalink)
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So it's funny because of the dried blood stains in the upper left corner?
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:36 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I, for one, find it hilarious. "Flesh of Christ" crayons
I guess that's one way to get through the evolution issue.



Oh... and it's my desktop background on my new computer.
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:56 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Omnipotent Yellow? Flesh of Christ? Crompsin, you didn't have Crayola crayons as a kid did you? :-p
Certainly those colors must be in the 150ct telescoping tower. Link
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