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Old 07-25-2007, 11:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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20th Anniversay - Who says men don't remember

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting

at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep
thought, just staring at the wall.



She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the

matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at

this time of night?'?

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20
years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he
asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. 'Yes,

I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when

your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and

said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that, too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...'I would have gotten out today.'
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Old 07-30-2007, 05:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao ,great one thanks.
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Old 07-30-2007, 05:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh, wow.
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Demented enough to love that joke.

Sorry dearest.
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Old 07-31-2007, 09:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice - very nice. A classic You can't live with 'em and you can't live without them story.
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Old 08-01-2007, 05:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I wonder what she replied with...
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"She responds, saying I have a confession to make too, do remember Bobby from high school, he's my wednesday therapy appointment. Sex therapy and we love each!"
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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OK, this is on file for the barber chair...

keep em coming!
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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great twist at the end, after the setup, with the guy emotionally spilling his feelings to his wife...a definite keeper
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Old 08-28-2007, 12:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i like this one lol
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:16 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Wife says, "let's get a divorce".
They do so, then realise they can't live without each other, get re-married and live happily ever after.
Aww, How twee <3
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